Posts by Tired of the Hypocrisy

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funny what can happen if they think you are an elder...true sex story

by oompa in

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i started to put this in the great thread here on weirdos in your hall which i have so enjoyed, but there was a bit more story to it.

there a pitiful little hunchback young man of about 25 that was soooooo introverted it was really sad.

so he calls my house to speak to my elder dad, and i answer the phone.....unfortunately, at 15, i sounded a lot like my dad, and as soon as i said "hello" he blurts out...."brother oompa, i just wanted you to know i have gotten rid of all my pornography, and am going to really try to work in harmony with my prayers to stop masturbating.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

SEX IS NORMAL BUT IT IS FOR HUSBAND AND WIFE AND NO MORE IM GOING TO SLEEP YOU CAN SEND ME A MESSAGE IM SURE YOU ALL HAVE ALOT OF HATEFUL STUFF YOU WANT TO SAY LATER

I don't understand you. The posts I have read from you make me believe that you are an active JW. Or are you being ultra sarcastic? I cannot speak for the entire group here, but I am not intentionally saying alot of hateful stuff. I am speaking the truth of my own personal experiences while involved with the watchtower organization. If you are an active JW I wonder about why you are here. I have access to some current info and it is still against the law to communicate with so-called apostates. In fact I have heard it is almost a d/f offense to be online. *wink* Now I am not going to tell you to shut up or to get lost. I am not about that. I am simply curious.

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Do you remember the "Snodgrass" family?...I'm sure you must.

by Gregor in

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they were the family of hard working ma and pa with 3 or 4 well scrubbed, decently dressed kids who never missed a meeting.

they arrived in a well used van.

the back was either full of mops, brooms, vacuums, window washing equipment or rakes, shovels and lawnmowers.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

I know several folks like that. Most of them are professional victims of Watchcorp. I feel bad for them, but if they are happy, who am I to judge or deny them their peace?

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What does your Avi mean to you and why have you chosen it?

by FreedomFrog in

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i'm sure this has been posted before but i think many have changed their avi's.

my avi:.

the frog i have now has a gavel...i liked it because to me, it's giving the impression of being released from bondage (as in a prisoners case).

Tired of the Hypocrisy

I am part Native American. Tewa and Mescalero Apache. I also fancy myself a warrior of sorts.

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Are you honest with your kids?

by JWdaughter in

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my daughter is a talented cartoonist and makes the funniest sketches.

way too much irony for a 16 yo!

she isn't technically proficient exactly, but she captures a mood so well that i halfway think if she were 'better' it might ruin the charm.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

My son gets the truth from me about 95% of the time. If he asks me something I feel I should give him a straight answer. When I do fib it is usually about something I did that was dumb and don't want him repeating it just for shits and giggles.

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~Tell us: what's your favorite outlaw song(s)?~

by FlyingHighNow in

i will start with midnight rider.

my favorite version has always been the one from gregg allman's solo lp.

but whilst looking for it, i found this amazing live version of it by kenny wayne shepherd.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

How about some TESLA

From a Fat Old Cowboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWO6WMbPSd0

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January 20, 1985 SUPER BOWL The Day Montana became Almighty God

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

i was living up in federal way, wa back then.

i remember that sunday afternoon meeting was memorable.

not because the material was interesting, or even poignant.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

Ahhhh come on. Poor guy. He wanted to be normal that day, that's all. And he was fortunate enough to be able to make it happen. As a Niner fan who lived in San Francisco during those best of times, I can't blame him

It's not him I am really irked at. No one complained that day, so I guess we all really wanted to go watch the game. My sore spot is the hypocrisy of it all. Had this elder not been interested in the game and I had snuck out early to catch it I can bet my shorts that I would have had a talking to and probably had to start a study with an elder. To reevaluate and correct my spirituality....They are so lame.

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January 20, 1985 SUPER BOWL The Day Montana became Almighty God

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

i was living up in federal way, wa back then.

i remember that sunday afternoon meeting was memorable.

not because the material was interesting, or even poignant.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

I was living up in Federal Way, WA back then. I remember that Sunday afternoon meeting was memorable. not because the material was interesting, or even poignant. Not because the Speaker was gifted and knowlegable. Not even because the watchtower had some especially yummy spiritual food at the proper time. What stood out to me then, and still does today is how fast the whole afternoon went by.

We came in and were told to sit down asap.

No pre meeting talking was allowed this day.

We began the meeting ten minutes early.

The speaker read three scriptures and never asked the group to read any.

He wrapped up his rushed talk in about 25 minutes. That means he was done by 2:15 PM!

Another song was played and there was no reading of the watchtower.

One answer was accepted for each paragraph with no elaboration offered by the conductor.

No kids were called on to answer any questions.

The wt study ended at 2:45 PM

Another song and a quick prayer and we were all on our way out the door led by the rushing wt conductor about 1 hour after we were told to sit.

Not bad! Too bad Montana wasn't winning a game every sunday! I sort of liked the times.

And these are the guys appointed over us as shepherds, who have an accounting to make?

What hipocrites!

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The Brand New 2008 Looking For Love Thread

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

on another thread i read about someone being denied by eharmony and was wondering if there are any exjw dating sites.

i wish i knew of one, but thought since someone else mentioned some folks have made a connection here that it would be a good idea to have everyone that is interested raise their hand and say if they are looking for love in all the wrong places or just looking...... i hope this post is not out of line or off topic.. i guess i will start even tho i am married.

ok, anyone interested in chatting with a fat old married cowboy?.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

fat old married cowboy?
Even us so called 'apostates' have our standards.
what the hell is wrong with you?

LOL Nothing is the hell wrong with me.....Sorry if I confused anybody......

C'mon...I am not asking for a date, I said I would get the ball rolling. As in start the thread for others to use.

Like I said, I am married. And I don't stray. Witness or no I still value my mariage.

Maybe someone could open up a yahoo group for dating Ex JWs? That might be a start to test the waters and then maybe later on a full fledged site for dating?

Now, please I am not looking to date ok?

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The Brand New 2008 Looking For Love Thread

by Tired of the Hypocrisy in

on another thread i read about someone being denied by eharmony and was wondering if there are any exjw dating sites.

i wish i knew of one, but thought since someone else mentioned some folks have made a connection here that it would be a good idea to have everyone that is interested raise their hand and say if they are looking for love in all the wrong places or just looking...... i hope this post is not out of line or off topic.. i guess i will start even tho i am married.

ok, anyone interested in chatting with a fat old married cowboy?.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

On another thread I read about someone being denied by EHarmony and was wondering if there are any EXJW dating sites. I wish I knew of one, but thought since someone else mentioned some folks have made a connection here that it would be a good idea to have everyone that is interested raise their hand and say if they are looking for love in all the wrong places or just looking.....

I hope this post is not out of line or off topic.

I guess I will start even tho I am married.

Ok, anyone interested in chatting with a fat old married cowboy?

alt

NEXT??

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WTS Preparing for Tribulation?

by Smoky in

a active jw friend, just recently commented to me that the co said all these changes (eg.. 30 min.

public talk, less magazines publications...etc.

) is a sign of the great tribulation is sooooo close now, and the wts is preparing.. i chuckled, when he said that.

Tired of the Hypocrisy

That sounds so typical of a BS tactic to manipulate people and start a rumor. Does anyone else remember that once the door was shut the JWs are supposed to go around door to door and tell people they were screwed? Like:

knock knock...

Who's there?

Jehovah's Witnesses.

What do you want?

Just to tell you that you are doomed to die and only people like me are going to make it to paradise.

Oh, ok. Thanks. Have a great day in paradise...LOL

That is how most of them will get their head chopped off is more likely!